Showing posts with label graffiti. Show all posts
Showing posts with label graffiti. Show all posts

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Low-Income Housing Santa Monica Architectural Masterpiece

Why is everyone ragging on the design of the facade of the hoodlum housing at 15th and Broadway in Santa Monica? The design is a stroke of genius. The multicolored crushed cans will make the graffiti spray-painted by resident and neighboring hoodlums much less evident

You can take the scum out of the slum, but you can't take the slum out of the scum.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

New Santa Monica Police Chief - Lotsa Luck

The Santa Monica Daily Press asks:
"What qualities should the next police chief possess? What does he or she need to do to make Santa Monica safer and more livable?

We do NOT need a "healer" or a "conciliator". We need someone to kick butt and take names.

I'm not talking about hedge height "violators", the little old ladies putting up dog poop dispensers on trees, and the harmless homeless, etc.

What I'm saying is that he should instruct his force to start beating the crap out of gang-bangers, vandals, graffitists, criminally violent homeless, and illegal aliens.

Then, when the mothers and relatives start "boo-hooing" about the police beating on their hoodlum spawn from hell, the chief should just tell them to shut the 'f up.

Oh, wait, I must be dreaming; I'm talking about Santa Monica, a dysfunctional mix of corporate fascism and liberal pussification.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

A Day Without a Mexican

Last summer there was shown a semi-serious, semi-comedic movie called "A Day without a Mexican". The thesis was that, "What if all the Mexicans upon whom we are all so highly (supposedly) dependent were to disappear for a day?" Chaos would supposedly ensue. Who would bus the dishes, who would blow dirt from one area to another with leaf-blowers, who would do all the shoddy carpet and dry-wall installations, etc?

One of the biggest "oh my god" areas is that agriculture would come to a screeching halt. "We're all going to starve to death!!" Jeez, how did we manage before all the Mexicans?

Well, I submit that if you took half the population of any city, state, whatever, away for a day, chaos would ensue, regardless of the ethnicity or job description mix of the "taken". A moot point.

BTW, I have traveled through the states of Washington, Oregon, Nevada, and California. Amazingly, in many areas, Caucasian and Indian (aka "Native Americans" to the pussy-wuss politically correct contingent) teenagers and adults seemed to have no trouble handling the workload at restaurants, gas stations, convenience stores, and building sites. Yes, in the agricultural towns, it's all Mexican. But that is because you have to prove that you are illegal and that you speak no English in order to get those jobs.

Jim Thompson, of Los Angeles, had a great letter published in the "Los Angeles City Beat" newspaper on 2004 September 2 detailing the absurdity that illegal aliens are absolutely necessary for our agricultural economy.

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... Let us assue that the 12 million illegal illegal aliens (mostly Mexicans) moved back to Mexico, where they plan to wait for Americans to beg them to come back and "save" the U.S. economy. I would predict that, after one year, taxpayers would save enormous sums of money because:

1) Public school class sizes will drop, causing less schools to be built.
2) Many social services offices will close.
3) Almost all graffiti will cease.
4) Violent crime rates will drop to record lows.
5) Drive-by shootings will decrease.
6) Gang problems will lessen.
7) The number of pedestrians hit by cars will fall.
8) The number of drunk-driving-related car accidents will fall.
9) Freeway accidents will come to an all-time low.
10) Police departments will lay off officers.
11) Many jails will close.
12) Government costs will drop when all printed material will be in English only.

More good predictions:

13) Average student scores at public and private schools all across America will rise.
14) Automobile traffic will drop to comfortable levels.
15) Less air pollution as old cars driven by illegal aliens will no longer be on the road.
16) A virtual full employment at good wages as businesses compete for workers.
17) Citizen kids will now get jobs at fast-food restaurants.
18) We will be able to understand the people at the drive-through windows at fast-food restaurants and we will get what we ordered.
19) Hospital emergency rooms will be much less crowded and will help save more lives.
20) Many state budgets will be easier to balance.
21) Insurance costs will go down.
22) Many neighborhoods will be less crowded.
23) No more loitering day workers in the cities.
24) Most boom-box manufacturers will go out of business.
25) Third World diseases like TB will be gone.
26) Many tattoo shops frequented by gangs will close.
27) Those hideous, illegal cock- and dog-fights will be gone.
28) Obesity levels will drop as citizens mow their lawns, paint their houses, and wash their cars...

I wonder how long it will be when Americans will want to call them back? I hope they don't hold their breath!

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