Showing posts with label soccer moms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soccer moms. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Why So Many Kids are Fat Tubs of Lard

I passed by a Santa Monica so-called "Middle School" the other afternoon at about 3:00 pm.

There must have been fifty or more soccer moms in their SUVs parked and double-parked in front and on side streets waiting to pick up their wusses-in-training (male kids) and wannabe Cinderellas (females).

I guess their poor wittle leggies would get so vewy-vewy tired if they had to walk or bicycle a dozen blocks or so. Or is it that they are so retarded that they can't figure out how to catch one of the many buses that pass by a block or so away?