The Santa Monica Daily Press asks:
"What qualities should the next president of SMC possess and what issues will he or she need to address?"
Qualities Needed Answer:
Bi-sexual, hermaphrodite, liberal, politically correct, "person of color". And insofar as the qualities of stupidity and ignorance are not included in the qualities of liberalism and political correctness, those qualities should also be included in the necessary qualities.
Issues to Address Answer:
The main issue to be addressed is privatizing and self-funding the school so that taxpayers are not coerced into supporting the spawn of others, whether from Santa Monica itself or from across the border.
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