Tuesday, August 29, 2006

New Santa Monica Police Chief - Lotsa Luck

The Santa Monica Daily Press asks:
"What qualities should the next police chief possess? What does he or she need to do to make Santa Monica safer and more livable?

We do NOT need a "healer" or a "conciliator". We need someone to kick butt and take names.

I'm not talking about hedge height "violators", the little old ladies putting up dog poop dispensers on trees, and the harmless homeless, etc.

What I'm saying is that he should instruct his force to start beating the crap out of gang-bangers, vandals, graffitists, criminally violent homeless, and illegal aliens.

Then, when the mothers and relatives start "boo-hooing" about the police beating on their hoodlum spawn from hell, the chief should just tell them to shut the 'f up.

Oh, wait, I must be dreaming; I'm talking about Santa Monica, a dysfunctional mix of corporate fascism and liberal pussification.

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